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A computer is only as smart as the person using it
/Murphy's Law/

A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
/Murphy's Law/

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Pablo Picasso

Computers don't make errors-What they do they do on purpose.
/Murphy's Law/

Computers let you waste time efficiently
/Murphy's Law/

If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.
/Murphy's Law/

If you think you understand science (or computers or women), you're clearly not an expert.
/Murphy's Law/

It is never wise to let a piece of electronic equipment know that you are in a hurry.
/Murphy's Law/

Nature hates calculators.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
Isaac Asimov

The computer is also not famous for having mercy.
Orson Scott Card

The most ominous words for those using computers:  "Daddy, what does 'Now formatting Drive C mean'?"
/Murphy's Law/

The only program that runs perfectly every time, is a virus
/Murphy's Law/

The probability of forgetting your password is directly proportional to the frequency of changing it.
/Murphy's Law/

When putting something into memory, always remember where you put it.
/Murphy's Law/