Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.
May 14, 2021
When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.
May 13, 2021
Some people are making such thorough preparation for rainy days that they aren't enjoying today's sunshine.
May 12, 2021
No part ever fails where you can reach it, or where there is enough light to see how to replace it.
May 11, 2021
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
May 10, 2021
It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
May 9, 2021
Any time you put an item in a "safe place", it will never be seen again.
May 8, 2021
Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
May 7, 2021
If your action has a 50% possibility of being correct, you will be wrong 75% of the time.
May 6, 2021
It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
May 5, 2021