An expert is someone brought in at the last minute to share the blame.
Unknown
February 22, 2025
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Unknown
February 21, 2025
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
Albert Einstein
February 20, 2025
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, the pessimist fears this is true.
Unknown
February 19, 2025
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
Jerry Garcia
February 18, 2025
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Unknown
February 17, 2025
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
A. A. Milne
February 16, 2025
You will find an easy way to do it, after you've finished doing it.
Unknown
February 15, 2025
Speak English! I don't know the meaning of half those long words, and I don't believe you do either!
Lewis Carroll
February 14, 2025
When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Unknown
February 13, 2025
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